Trump Administration Mobilizing Troops to Stop Second Alien Invasion

If it wasn’t bad enough that the Trump administration has to battle the equivalent of 0.002% of the U.S. population (mostly large, evil terrorists disguised as small children) INVADING the U.S. from Mexico, the administration now finds itself having to defend the country from hoards of winter-adverse Canadians in flip-flops loading up their mini-vans with decent beer and forming convoys determined to reach Florida before the first snow.  Loyal Americans are terrified that the invading hoards from the north will overrun swimming pools and switch sports bar TVs to hockey games rather than football.  Read this scary story here: 

https://outabouter.com/2018/11/01/more-troops-mobilized-in-us-as-caravan-of-winter-adverse-canadians-spotted-heading-for-the-border/?fbclid=IwAR0AeP0HLNbm8Siyqz_hYplhjtZ_zL3Ey8teAPU-LtjctprpNJ7JC4Ei5SY